Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Forays into Recreation 201

Notice the recent post titles? Someone may have gotten all the seasons of Community on their laptop from a Ms. Meyer during In-Service Training. Score... That conspiracy theory episode is the best...

But Will R. from Alison Hill! I have not finished answering your question! That last post was just getting a bit too windy for my liking. You said you want to know about our recreational activities? Well, let's learn! But a quick review. Or something like that. 

Quick tea history that I forgot to include last post: Making tea like described previously used to be looked down upon quite a bit by the community here because it was the drink of drifters and nomads who had nothing to do but spend their time making tea. Somehow, that got twisted into a symbol of luxury in a way, showing the tea-brewer could take the time to make the tea and didn't have to concern himself with the fields or animals, etc. And the tea-craze has spread like... crazy... here in Burkina. (Can't think of a better adjective! Sorry!)

But for a reaaaaally good time,. the bar scene is where it's at. Beers here are too expensive for the average villageois here, thus it's really only the functionaires (government employees) or the more successful people who can afford to go out, have a Brakina, Pelforth, or even Guiness, eat a roasted chicken, etc. For everyone else, it's all about the Dolo Caberet or Banji Hut.

But first, quick note about etiquette here in the Burks! If you invite someone somewhere, you're really offering to pay for everything. Careful, my friends. I know some volunteers who have gotten into somewhat tricky situations because of it. There is no splitting checks here. On the plus side, there was one week when I kept getting waved over by people at the bar/restaurant near my house on my way home from school. Thus, free chicken and beer/cokes/water whatever! I felt like quite the freeloader that week...

Anyways, Dolo is a local type of beer that everyone makes at their houses by fermenting... uhm... something. I think Sorghum? Or millet. Or something like that. Now is a bad time for me to forget I guess. Anywho, this stuff is EVERYWHERE and cheap! Women fill up plastic trash cans with Dolo and sell it in the marché, on the side of the road, at their houses, or anywhere else they can find. People come and drink all day. Sometimes, it can get a bit too crazy. But, man, everyone loves it. It's at weddings, funerals, birthday parties, holidays, soccer matches, etc. The Southwest of the country (where I may or may not be located) has an additional drinking option as well- Banji, or Palm Wine. Harvesters climb palm trees several times a day to drain the tree of some of its fermented... juices? Dunno. I do know though that it can be sweet or sour based on how fermented it is. They define each batch by sweet or strong. I was once waved over on my way back from school by a couple of guys at a Banji hut. I talked with them for a while about why I'm here, they bought me a calabash, or wooden bowl, of Banji and we bonded briefly. They told me they really appreciated how I took the time to stop my bike, sit down, and talk with them. It was pretty cool...

But so far I've really mentioned card games and drinking. The people here love listening to music, especially Akon. They also play a ton of soccer. My town hosted a soccer tournament in the town square area when I first arrived. A ton of people were there and it was pretty intense. The orange team won 2-1 whoever they were. And when the kids are not playing soccer, they're on the local foosball tables. I once played with a guy who kept saying MESSI! every time he hit the ball. I thought he was speaking a local language until I realized he was saying Messi, as in the soccer player. Oops. Also, I know during certain months, my teachers at my school set up a net and play volleyball together Tuesday nights. But there's been too many bees and that's been put on hold for a bit.

Basically, in analysis, the real priority here is spending time with other people. There are not really many solo habits here. Those with tvs usually only do so socially from what I observe. There's a lot of free time really because there are no fixed work hours in village, and, as a result, a TON of bonding going on. And again, these activities are mostly for the men because the women are busy cleaning and preparing meals. That's another topic though! So, dear readers, if you're chill and like downtime, come to Burkina Faso! If you're into staying out and going dancing, come to Burkina Faso but stick to the major cities!! It's always a good time here. Haha, in my village I feel like I'm always busy, or always could be busy and I think people think it's unnecessary. Why work when you could be drinking tea? And each time I drink it, I start to agree.


Forays into Recreation 101

...Let's have a little fun, shall we? BOOM. PUNNED. Or something. My sense of humor has not improved at all in country. Sorry about that folks.

Anywho, Will R. from Alison Hill writes in with this request: "I'd love to hear about what people do recreationally there. I know you probably don't have a ton of spare time, but what kinds of sports, games, or other activities are enjoyed there?" 

Thank you dear reader for your question! Permit me to fill my Third Peace Corps Goal quota for the day (sharing Burkinabé culture back home in the states) by answering! Yep, absolutely going to answer that. Any day now...

Have I built up the suspense? I've been working on that for my short stories. But I suppose here is neither the time nor the place. But! If you're REALLY hankering for an activity that takes a long time, go no farther than the classic go-to Burkinabé recreational activity of choice- making tea. It ain't your Grandma's herbals either, hipster readers. This stuff is legit.. Brewed with fresh mint and vanilla sugar, one can take a healthy two shots worth of tea after only two hours of work!

Ok, disclaimer, found this picture from cdn.wanderlust.co.uk. I don't know this guy, never seen him before in my life, but it's a much better picture than I could take. Also, my battery charger died so I'm not taking many pictures these days... I'll try to figure out how to give you guys something each post though. Anyways, note the care he puts into serving this tea. Here, you pride yourself on making a good shot of tea. It's basically the ritual of manhood. Maybe. All I know is I really won't be integrated until I can do it myself. EVERYONE drinks tea, and by everyone I mean just the men.

Anyways, you need that mini tea pot, a glass, you're little 100 cfa box of green tea, mint, a TON of sugar, some vanilla sugar, charcoal and a little basket for it and you're good to go! Start by boiling the water over the charcoal (go figure) and add the tea. And then sugar. And more sugar. And more sugar. And other stuff. But the cool part is making the mousse, or foam. If you pour the tea from up high, it creates a ton of foam which is mainly used for showing off. It's necessary to pour the tea back and forth between the tea pot and the glass at least 30 times if you want a decent drink.

Have I mentioned you're serving up to 6 people with this one tea pot? That's why you use shot glasses to serve it. That, and it's extremely sweet. I heard somewhere it's the number one cause of diabetes in hummingbirds. Which are here. And outside of my house. Pretty cool actually...ANYWAYS, taking tea is a group activity. The men gather into groups called Les Greines (maybe that's the spelling?) and just talk about life, love, possibly things a shade below love, and American politics. Seriously, the people here are much better informed than I am... But they brew a pot of tea up to three times, recycling the tea in the pot. Thus First Tea is SO much better than Second Tea, and I'm not even going to mention Third Tea in this blog, it's so not-as-good-as-First-and-Second-Tea. Yeah, suck on that Third Tea. These groups also play music, or play checkers and cards or even play Bocce Ball. Yep, that's right. Crazy popular in the middle of the country. It's pretty fun to watch actually...

But! Back to tea. You drink it, pass the glass back and wait some more for the next batch. Before you know it, you've passed your entire siesta (12-15h) drinking tea, laughing, or asking when you're getting married and having kids. Also, I had a long conversation about Viagra without realizing what was going on at the time. Seriously, I'm into euphemisms as much as the next guy, but not in a second language! That was... awkward... Meh. Now this is awkward... Let's call this post quits for brevity's sake and I'll see you next semester?